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乌克兰普里皮亚特
切尔诺贝利核电站3号反应堆-废弃
他们来了 They're coming.
-很高兴见到你 JJ -我也是 将军 - Good to see you, JJ. - Likewise, General.
-欢迎来到俄罗斯 -嗯 我们继续交易吧 - Welcome to Russia. - Right, let's get on with it.
空心钚核 Hollow plutonium pit.
9.7千克 氚核导弹 9.7 kilograms, with tritium boost.
破坏力可以达到80万吨 A yield of 800 kilotons is possible.
先生们 慢慢来 Take your time, gentlemen.
我们希望人人都能满意 We want everyone to be happy.
你找到武器制造商了吗 So, you have a builder for your weapon yet?
什么 What?
武器制造商 Builder for your weapon.
你管这个干嘛 What do you care?
第一步 取得钚核 Obtaining plutonium, step one.
然而武器制造才是最关键的 But the build is most critical.
就是这样 我认识制造商 问题很简单 That's it. I know people. Simple question.
不 没那么简单 No, it is not simple.
-你问我谁是我的制造商 -哇哦 哇哦 - You asked me who my builder is. - Whoa! Whoa!
-有问题吗 -是的 有问题 - Is there a problem? - Yeah, there is a problem.
我怀疑这家伙是政府的人 I think this guy's a government agent.
你是谁 国际刑警组织？ Who are you? Interpol?
英国军情六处？ 美国中情局？ MI6? CIA?
你太紧张了 Don't be crazy.
我就是我 I'm just a guy
现在站在你面前 standing in front of another guy,
祈求你别开枪 asking him not to shoot him.
-哦 天哪 “诺廷·希尔” -他要完 - Oh, Christ. 'Notting Hill'. - He's screwed.
中情局作战指挥室
-不 不会的 他能搞定 -我们该怎么做？ - No, no. He's got this. - What are we gonna do?
啥都做不了 他隔的太远了 Nothing. He's too far out.
他知道这次只能靠自己 He knew this was a solo run.
你是知道什么了 What do you think you know
就拿枪指着我的朋友 that you're pointing weapons at my friend?
他声称自己是俄罗斯黑手党成员 His story. Russian mafia.
所谓的国际军火商 Supposed international arms dealer.
却没人听说过你 But no-one I know has heard of you.
-那你倒说说看 -比如你那不地道的口音 - Shows how much you know. - And that fake accent.
那是俄罗斯口音吗 Is that supposed to be Russian?
我是说 看在上帝的份上 先去上上表演课吧 I mean, take an acting class, for God's sake.
你的口音听起来像《钢铁侠2》里的米基·洛克 You sound like Mickey Rourke in 'Iron Man 2'.
他只是猜测 试探下他 He's just guessing, testing him.
情况还好 没什么可担心的 We're good. Nothing to worry about.
好吧 被你识破了 Alright, you got me.
-噢 糟糕 -我还不了解这一行 - Oh, crap. - My head's just not in the game.
当间谍我还不是很熟练 This whole spy stuff's new to me.
说来也怪 You know, it's weird.
当个士兵能自然而然 Being a soldier came naturally.
但当间谍实在太难上手了 This stuff, you know, not so much.
但有件事我非常擅长 But there is one thing I'm good at.
什么事 What's that?
打架 Kicking ass.
-天啊 -我就说吧 - Holy hell. - I told ya.
当心 快过来 走 Heads up! Come on! Let's go!
哈 Huh?
杀了他 Kill him!
哦 这啥玩意 Oh, you're kidding me!
真是够了 呕 Come on! Ugh!
♪宝贝 再次拥抱我吧... ♪ ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time... ♪
JJ JJ!
-干得漂亮 大杀器 -多谢夸奖 - Way to go, killer. - Thank you.
神一样的男人 The man, the myth.
哦 天哪 我是芭比`沃夫 这里的技术人员 Oh, man. Bobbi Olf, tech support.
我只想说 见到你是我的荣幸 Can I just say, it's an honour to meet you.
我知道你所有的事迹 I have read every page of your case file
真是让人欲罢不能 简直就是行走的五十度灰 and it's a page-turner, like 'Fifty Shades of Amazing'.
金姆要你尽快去汇报 Kim needs to see you asap for the debrief.
-知道了 -非常棒 了不起 - Got it. - Awesome. Awesome.
祝您今天过得愉快 Have a good day.
哎哟 Whoops.
哇 干掉了一大群人啊 Well, kicked a bunch of ass.
-勇闯龙潭 深入虎穴 -是的 - Quite the cowboy. - Yeah.
-非常英勇 -谢谢老板 - Very heroic! - Thanks, boss.
不 我在说反话呢 No, I'm being sarcast...
任务不仅仅是阻止一场交易 JJ The mission wasn't just to stop a sale, JJ.
目标是查明这些人手里掌握的信息 The goal was to find out what they knew
这样我们就可以把他们连窝端 so we could take the rest of the network down.
但现在看起来做不到了 因为你杀了在场的所有人 But that's kinda difficult now, seeing that you killed everyone.
哈山的财务主管 格雷戈维奇 Gregovich. Hassan's head of finance.
他可是哈山的智囊啊 Hassan's head.
看看 因为你 我们什么都没了 Look, it's because of you we have nothing.
至少我们得到了钚核 We've got the plutonium core.
实际上 钚核总共有两枚 Turns out there are two cores, actually.
这个叫阿扎尔的人带着另一枚钚核逃走了 This man, Azar, just got away with it,
恰恰是唯一没有被你杀掉的人 the only one you didn't kill.
现在他得到了他所需的一半东西 Now he has half of what he needs
来炸毁一个大城市 to blow up a major city.
听着 你的特种部队记录无可挑剔 Look, your special forces record is impeccable.
但我们这更需要的是智取 But intelligence is a different kind of ball game.
你知道吗 从事间谍活动需要富于策略 You know, spy craft requires finesse,
注重细节和拥有相应的情商 nuance, emotional intelligence.
这些我都具备 我的情商很高 I've got those. I have plenty of emotional intelligence.
那你是说你可以通过观察 So you're saying that you can just read
最细微的面部表情 the slightest and most subtle of facial cues
来判断目标对象的性情 to assess a target's temperament?
当然 Absolutely.
那你看看我在表达什么？ What does my face say?
现在就开始判断吗 Should I start reading now?
我的天 Oh, my God.
听着 JJ 我非常尊重你 你明白吗 Look, JJ, I respect you, OK?
你为我们赢得了一些重大的胜利 You put up some big wins for us.
但恕我直言 我... But, with all due respect, I...
...我觉得你不适合做间谍工作 ...I just don't think you're out out for this.
你今天可以休息了 Take the rest of the day off.
回家好好休息一下吧 好吗 Go home and get some rest, alright?
谢了 吉米 Thanks, Jimmy.
晚安 小蓝莓 Goodnight, Blueberry.
小爱同学 放点轻音乐 Alexa, play something soothing.
这是我最喜欢的卫衣 This is my favourite shirt.
这是我很喜欢的一个超酷的法国乐队 It's just this really cool French band that I like.
我住法国时 去过他们的演唱会 I saw them in a concert when I lived in France.
我超爱法国音乐 I'm really into French music.
嗯 还不错 Hmm? Yeah.
既然你提到了 Now that you mention it,
我觉得住在法国的那些日子挺酷的 I guess living in France was pretty cool.
周六和你一起去滑冰 Come ice-skating with you Saturday?
我想应该先问问我妈妈的意见 Well, I could ask my mom.
好吧 你觉得怎么样 OK, how was that?
奥仔 我知道 我明白 I know. I know, Ozzie.
当我说“我很喜欢法国音乐”的时候 他们就对我完全没兴趣了 I lost them with, "I'm really into French music."
友善与绝望
只有一线之隔
谜情公寓
芝加哥 伊利诺伊州
卫衣不错 你从我房间拿的吗 Cool shirt. Did you get that from my room?
嗯 是的 Hmm? Oh, yeah.
-在学校里过得怎么样 -挺好 - How's school going? - Great.
小学的女孩子们非常热情 Elementary school girls
对新同学很友好 are really warm and welcoming to new kids.
这么说吧 第一次有人邀请我去派对 We're, like, the first ones they invite to all the parties.
-你知道我怎么想的吗 -现在选择在家上学还不算太晚 - You know what I think? - Not too late to homeschool me?
不是 No.
我想 如果你做好自己 I think that if you're just yourself
你会交到一些好朋友 that you are going to make some good friends
能发现你闪光点的朋友 就像我一样 who see how awesome you are, just like I do.
你知道谁会说这种话吗 You know who says things like that?
谁 Who?
所有没收到派对邀请的孩子的父母 All the parents of kids who don't get invited to parties.
不吃鸡蛋吗 Are you gonna eat your egg?
不 谢了 No, thanks.
-当心 -借过一下 - Watch out. - Coming through!
是的 芝加哥队赢了 Yeah, Chicago won.
哟 伙计们 今天如何 嘿 离开我的座位 Yo, what's up, guys? Yo, get out of my seat.
-那是什么 -噢 你是说这个吗 - What is that? - Oh, this?
这是个法国乐队 我在... It's this French band when I was...
天哪 是果酱 Oh, my God. It's jelly.
你脸上几乎全是果酱 You have jelly, like, all over your face.
一定要把这个发到ins上 Definitely posting that on Insta.
实际上 我的照片 Actually, I'm... I'm not allowed
不可以发到网上 to have pictures of myself on the internet.
我妈妈不允许 她害怕被网络暴凌 It's my mom. She's afraid of cyberbullies.
谁会暴凌你啊 Who would bully you?
我听说将举行一个大型的滑冰派对 So, I heard there was going to be this big ice-skating party.
天哪 我好像已经得到了8个赞 Oh, my God. It's already gotten, like, eight likes.
尽管我们没能完成俄罗斯的任务 Despite our failure in Russia,
但国家安全局还是找到了线索 the NSA has come up with a lead.
他们认为哈山和这个人共事 They believe Hassan had been working with this man,
维克托·马克 前法国特别行动组成员 Victor Marquez, former French special ops.
他是一名法国官员 在这二十年间 He's a French national who's been trading illegal arms
一直从事非法贸易 for the past two decades.
维克托最近已经将他的生意扩大到了核武器领域 Victor has recently stepped up his game into the nuclear arena
制造出了十分危险的武器 and has acquired something truly dangerous
苏联的小型核弹设计图 Soviet schematics for a miniaturised nuke.
几年来 他一直与他的兄弟戴维合作 For years, he's worked hand in hand with his brother, David.
有传闻称他们两个之间一直在争权 There were reports of a power struggle between the two.
戴维不想让他的兄弟 David didn't want his brother
罪名：非法武器贩卖与诈骗
拥有核弹设计图 所以他把图藏起来了 to have the nuclear plans and hid them.
状态：
维克托在暴怒之下杀了他 Enraged, Victor killed him.
已死亡
之后他差一点就被警察抓获 Later he was almost captured by police,
但是他逃脱了 并且至今逍遥法外 but he escaped and is still on the run.
那个可怜的女人 有人知道她现在怎么样吗 Oh, that poor lady. Does anyone know if she's OK?
她目前很好 She's fine.
如果马克找到了设计图 并且卖给阿扎尔 等着被炸吧 If Marquez finds those plans and sells them to Azar... Boom!
我们的任务 在马克得到计划前将他抓获 Our mission? Take down Marquez before he can locate the plans.
我们知道他的行踪吗 Do we know his whereabouts?
NSA认为他正前往柏林去会见阿扎尔 NSA believes he's headed to Berlin to meet with Azar.
耶 柏林棒极了 克里斯提娜 你来接手 - Yes! Love Berlin. - Christina, you'll take it.
我们也有军情六处方面得到的情报 We also have intel from MI6.
破译的信息显示 Decrypted messaging suggests
马克已经和他的巴黎律师联系 that Marquez has been in contact with his lawyer from Paris,
恶名昭著的科尔 an international scumbag named Koll.
巴黎也很棒 克里斯提娜 这也是你的任务 - Paris is cool too. - Christina, yours also.
这太棒了 JJ - C'est bon. - JJ?
是的长官 Yes, sir.
你和芭比的任务是监视 You'll be on surveillance with Bobbi.
什么 这不是真的 - Excuse me? - No way.
死去大卫的老婆搬回美国了 Dead brother's wife moved back to the US.
还不清楚她参与了多少 Her level of involvement is unclear.
在我们抓到马克前我们最好监视她 Until we capture Marquez, it's best that we keep an eye on her.
这是你最后的机会 This is your last shot.
芝加哥 伊利诺伊州
是的 Yep, this is it.
这真是太棒了 终于出任务了 This is amazing. Finally in the field.
第一次还是和你一起而不是别人 And with you, of all people, on my first mission.
给人当保姆可算不上是任务 Babysitting civilians is not a mission.
并且也没有什么”我和你“之说 And there is no "you and me".
好吧 但是如果这不是一个任务 Well, if this isn't a mission,
那这是什么呢 then what's this?
-B计划 -对 - Plan B. - Yeah.
针对于一个重要并且危险的任务 For an important and potentially dangerous mission.
不要碰 Do not touch.
对不起 蓝莓 Sorry, Blueberry.
甜蜜的家 Home sweet home.
这不是巴黎 Oh, Paris, this is not.
这张床我先占了 Ooh! Dibs on the bed!
行 归你了 这个沙发是我的了 Yeah, you can have it. I'll take the couch.
-这是血 -才不是 - That's blood. - Oh, that's not blood.
也许是辣椒酱 或者其他什么 That might be sriracha, or something.
-也许他们在床上吃东西 -不 这就是血 - Maybe they ate in bed. - No, that's blood.
-来任务了 -终于 到我登场的时刻了 - Mission brief's in. - Finally. Showtime.
好吧 凯特 威尔 戴维 马克的妻子 病亡 Alright. Kate Vale, wife of David Marquez, deceased.
芝加哥人 Originally from Chicago.
三个月前带着女儿从巴黎搬回来的 Moved back from Paris three months ago with her daughter.
既没亲人又在网上隐形 No close family. No active social media.
她是郡医院的急诊护士 NShe's an ER nurse at County Hospital.
-你觉得工作只是伪装吗 -我不知道 - Think the job's a cover? - I don't know.
好吧 这是她的女儿苏菲 九岁 Alright, that's her daughter, Sophie. Nine years old.
在橡树学校读四年级 Just started 4th grade at Oak Tree Charter.
嗯 我对付她肯定小菜一碟 Meh, I could definitely take her.
干活吧 Let's get to work.
好吧 速战速决 Alright, let's make this quick.
嘘 嘘 Shh! Shh!
太不可思议了 你总是随身携带培根吗 That's amazing. Do you always have bacon on you?
是啊 Yeah.
关衣橱？ 过分了啊 The closet? That's a little mean.
我要搜查这个公寓 装监控 I'm gonna search the apartment. Get the cameras set up.
好 监控装好了JJ Alright. Cameras are up, JJ.
-画面效果还不错 -收到 - And they all check out. - Copy that.
就放这吧 Just wrapping it up here.
哦 她回来了 Oh, she's back.
我在餐厅结账时 I got my check at the restaurant
才发现我没带钱包 before I realised I forgot my wallet.
我知道我知道 我完全不在状态 I know. I know. I'm losing it.
好吧 哦不 我现在就去拿 Uh, well, no, I'm gonna grab it now.
我二十分钟内到 别担心 I'll be there in 20. Do not worry.
-躲起来 -哪儿 - Hide! - Where?
除了能放钱包的地方 哪都行 Somewhere a w... a wallet wouldn't be.
你知道我是怎么开车的 You know how I drive.
回见 I'll see you soon. 'Bye.
嗯 Huh.
停 停 停下来 Stop. Stop it. Stop it.
好吧 她检查的很仔细 OK, she is just tearing the place apart.
好吧 她正沿着走廊走向你 OK, she's coming down the hallway.
噢 她进房间了 Oh, she's in the room.
噢天娘喂 Oh, my God.
我接下来要做咩 What's my next move?
她在厨房 快撤离 五 四...就是现在 She's in the kitchen. Evac in five, four... Now.
走前门 快走前门 别动 Out the front door, out the front door. And we freeze.
走 走 走 走 Go, go, go, go.
太好了 Aw, that's nice.
我疯了吧 I'm losing my mind.
天啊 我受不鸟了 God, I can't take this.
我知道 I know.
这样的紧张 这样的期望 这样的兴奋 The tension, the anticipation, the excitement.
你很快会对这种 You could get addicted
肾上腺素飙升的感觉上瘾的 to the adrenaline high pretty quickly.
才不是 我的意思是 无聊至极 No, the boredom.
好吧 我知道 有好几个境界 对吧 Oh, yeah. I know. There's so many layers, huh?
嘿 我只是想说我很开心能向你学习 Hey, I just wanna say I'm real excited to be learning from you.
我没有教你任何东西 I am not teaching you anything.
我不知道 这更像是一个导师/学生之间的关系 I don't know. It's more of a mentor/mentee relationship.
-我们没有任何关系 -还没有而已 - We have zero relationship. - Yet.
但是我们正在朝着非常伟大的目标前进 But we're building toward something pretty great.
我能感觉到 I can just feel it.
你将分享你在战场上的悲惨经历 You'll share your harrowing experiences in the field.
然后我将向你展示一些 And I'll show you some...
不要碰 Do not touch.
好滴 太赞了 我就是这个意思 OK, that was awesome. That's what I'm talking about!
你必须教教我怎么才能像你刚才那样 You gotta teach me how to do stuff like this.
你根本没有这方面的天赋 放弃吧 With your lack of motor skills, that would be impossible.
你负责技术 我负责行动 You're the tech. I'm the action.
好吧 也许我武功高强到所有人都刮目相看呢 负责行动的话会让所有人吃惊 Oh, yeah, well, maybe I become the action, surprising everyone.
解救你于危难之中 You might need me to save your ass in a pinch.
我永远不需要你救 You will never save my ass.
助手呢 我可以给你打下手 Assist? I could assist you.
好啦 教教我又不会缺块肉 嗯 Come on, it couldn't hurt to show me a few things, huh?
只是以防万一... Just in case...
噢 Ow.
嘿 把门关上 Hey. Close the door, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
我知道这表情代表什么 I know that face.
代表什么 What face?
“接下来可能会让你失望”的表情 The "I'm about to drop some disappointing news on you" face.
不 这是“今晚我们该吃意大利面吗”的表情 No. This is my "Should we have spaghetti tonight?" face.
或者是“明天我们不能去滑冰”的表情 Which also looks like my "We can't go ice-skating tomorrow" face.
妈 Mom!
我得加班 苏菲 对不起 I'm doing an extra shift at the hospital, Sophie. Sorry.
-所有人都会去的 -我知道 我知道 - Everyone's going. - I know, I know.
但是我没有选择 But I don't have a choice.
听着 要不然等我下班后一起做些事情吧 Listen, how about when I get home we do something together?
-我们可以去看电影 -是啊 - We can go to the movies. - Sure.
跟我妈一起出去玩比交朋友酷多了 Hanging out with my mom is way cooler than making friends!
我讨厌这个地方 I hate this place!
是的 我也讨厌 Yeah. Me too.
所以 就因为我们是同性恋 你就觉得我们就该喜欢滑冰 Oh, so, because we're gay, you just assume we ice-skate?
这和我们总是被闪闪发光的小亮片和席琳·迪翁吸引 We see sparkles and sequins and hear Celine Dion music,
一样的情不自禁 是吧 and we just can't help ourselves, huh?
就像飞蛾扑火那样-哦我的天 - Like moths to a flame. - Oh, my goodness.
不 对不起 那...那不是... No, I'm sorry. That... that's not...
我开玩笑啦 傻妞 I'm just playing, girl.
我们当然喜欢滑冰 你在开玩笑吗 Of course we ice-skate! Are you kidding?
托德和我就是在滑冰课上认识的 Todd and I met at an ice-dancing class.
我就是在那里喜欢上他的 是这样的吧 T That's where I fell for him. Ain't that right, T?
那...那表示同意 That... that was a yes.
不管怎样 我们很乐意带苏菲去溜冰场 Anyhoo, we'd love to lace up and hit the rink with Soph,
但是明天我有做不完的工作 but I have a million and one errands to run tomorrow,
并且托德要在家里办公 and Todd is working from home.
他是一个心理医生 -心理医生 - He's a therapist. - He's a therapist?
人们对他敞开心扉的方式非常神奇 The way people open up to him is really amazing.
如果什么时候你需要找人聊聊生活或工作 If you ever need someone to talk to about life or work
或者什么发色适合你… or what your hair colour choices say about you...
哦 哦 其实这不是个选择 Oh, oh, actually, this wasn't a choice.
这是我天然的发色 嗯哼 - This is my natural colour. - Mm-hm.
没有选择也是一种选择 No choice is a choice.
但我们一定会帮你照看她 But we will definitely keep an eye on her for you.
别担心 我们不会索取什么的 Don't worry. Nothing gets by us.
对吧 T Ain't that right, T?
那也表示同意 好的 - That was a yes too. - Yeah
午饭在冰箱里 今天的事我很抱歉 下班后回来看你 妈妈（づ￣3￣）づ╭❤～
我们有麻烦了 We got a bogey.
狗狗发现了我们的摄像头 The dog found our camera.
哦 这可不好 Oh, this is not good.
哦 好的 她不会知道她在看什么 Oh, OK, she doesn't know what she's looking at.
她不可能发现那是摄像头 It's impossible to tell that's a camera.
你确定 Are you sure?
即使她知道 她也不会知道怎么追踪 Even if she did know, she can't trace it.
都是无线加密的 It's all wireless and encrypted.
我不知道 她可能发现了什么 I don't know. She's onto something.
微型无线摄像头（WiFi）
嗯 Hmm.
没错 你喜欢香煎鸡排配西兰花 Yeah, chicken piccata with the broccolini you like,
你还要冰淇淋 but you're on ice-cream detail.
嘿 卡洛斯 Hey, Carlos.
但不要香草口味 小菜一碟 And no vanilla. How basic!
嘿 二十 二十五块 Hey. And 20, 25.
不用找了 谢谢 Keep the change. Thank you.
拜托 我们来看看昨晚 Come on, let's review what we missed
去超市的时候错过了什么 when we were buying groceries last night.
学校怎么样 你学到了些什么 How was school? You learn anything good?
你在画什么呢 What are you drawing?
没什么 Nothing.
嗯 Hmm.
哦 嘿 妈妈 你今天过的怎么样 "Oh, hey, Mom, how was your day?"
嗯 实际上 今天 嗯… Well, actually, it was, um...
今天过得很紧张 压力很大 ...it was really intense and stressful.
有三辆车伤亡惨重 This three-car MVC with mass casualties
而且…而且很多断臂和… and... and multiple amputations and...
到处都血肉模糊 ...blood just gushing everywhere.
真的吗 Did that actually happen?
没 我只是想让你开口说话 No. I'm just trying to get you to say something.
你还在为滑冰生我的气吗 Are you still mad at me about the ice-skating?
太难了 妈妈一直在努力 That's tough - Mom's trying so hard
而那个讨厌的小孩就是不肯原谅她 and that bratty kid won't give her a break.
我不觉得她讨厌 嘿 你怎么进来的 - I don't think she's bratty. - Hey, how'd you get in here?
好吧 她手里拿着摄像机 可能还在录制中 OK, she has a camera. She might be streaming.
你们是中央情报局的吗 不是 - Are you guys CIA? - No.
你为什么觉得我们是中央情报局 What makes you think we're CIA?
你们在监视我们以防我叔叔回来吗 Are you guys watching us in case my uncle comes back?
他应该回来吗 Is he supposed to come back?
不 他恨我妈妈 No. He hates my mom.
有一次他们在圣诞节打了一架 One time they got into a fight at Christmas.
她把红酒浇到了他头上 She poured wine all over his head
还是在非常高级的餐厅里 at this really fancy restaurant.
哦 我要是你就不会碰它的 他不喜欢别人碰 Ooh, I wouldn't touch that. He doesn't like that.
眼下的局势对你非常不利 You've stumbled into a very sensitive situation,
小姑娘 little lady.
现在 你最好在惹出更大的麻烦前 Now, why don't you hand over that phone
把相机交出来 before you get yourself in big trouble?
你才会陷入大麻烦 But won't you get in big trouble
因为你会被一个九岁女孩 for having your cover blown by a 9-year-old
记录并曝光在网上 who's recording this and streaming it to the cloud?
只要点击一下 我就能把这个视频发给所有人 With just one click, I could send this video to everyone.
她说的是真的吗 Can she do that?
是真的 一点也不难 Yeah. Not actually that hard.
听着 小姑娘 我们是你的朋友 Look, little girl, we're your friends.
我们是来帮忙的 We're here to help you.
我们是来保护你和你妈妈的 We're here to protect you and your mommy.
那你们为何要偷偷进行 Then why are you keeping this all a secret
还在我们公寓里装监控 and hiding cameras in our apartment?
好吧 嗯 借一步说话 嗯 嗯 OK, uh, sidebar? Hmm? Hm.
好吧 我们完了 Alright, we're blown.
规定上我们得退出让别人来接手了 不行 - Protocol says we pull out. - No way.
如果金姆知道我们被一个九岁孩子抓的现行 我的职业生涯就完了 If Kim finds out we got made by a 9-year-old, my career's over.
还有什么选择吗 What's the option?
杀了她 制造一起意外 Kill her. Make it look like an accident.
对 失足跌下楼梯之类的 你说啥呢 - Yeah. Maybe the stairs. - What?
哇 还在录哦 Wow. Still recording.
嗯 那结果可比我说的要糟糕多了 Uh, that... came off way worse than I meant.
我就开个玩笑 说着玩呢 对吧 I was kidding. That was a joke. Right?
呵呵 It was funny.
让我来告诉你 I'll tell you what -
要么我把这个视频拿给妈妈看 要么我们做个交易 I'll show my mom this video or we can cut a deal.
哦 天娘喂 她好厉害 Oh, damn, she's good.
什么交易 What kind of deal?
澄清一下 这是个一次性的交易 Just to be clear, this is a one-time arrangement.
不会再有 我们在这只有四十分钟时间 明白吗 Never again. We're out of here in 40 minutes, understood?
嗯 明白 Yeah, got it.
请问需要什么 And what can I get for you?
请给我四码的 Size 4, please.
你呢 先生 我不需要 - And you, sir? - No skates for me.
你不打算滑冰 You're not going to skate?
我说过带你来滑 我可没说我要滑 I said I'd bring you skating. I didn't say I'd skate.
你打算让我自己去 You're going to make me go alone?
拜托 我意思 你们不是经常会说 Come on, I mean, don't you guys have some saying
像“一个都不会落下”这类的话 like, "No-one left behind" or something?
没错 但你不是个士兵 Yeah. But you're not a soldier.
等等 你是不是不会滑 Wait. Do you not know how?
你还有三十分钟时间 时间一到我们就离开 You've got 30 minutes, then we're leaving.
看那边 你能看到什么 When you look out there, what do you see?
九十个市民 弱弱的安保措施 软边界 无掩护 90 civilians, minimal security, soft perimeter. No cover.
是人们玩的很开心 你有时也该试试 Smiling people having fun. You should try it sometime.
还有二十九分钟 29 minutes.
怎么 你害怕了 What, are you afraid?
十五码 Size 15.
还在等什么 一点也不难 What are you waiting for? Anyone can skate.
好吧 好吧 我知道了 OK, OK. I got it.
啊 Ugh!
哇噢 你还好吗 Whoa. Are you OK?
我没事 I'm fine.
滑得不错 哐哩个当 Nice move! Ba-boom!
闭嘴 Shut up.
好吧 我去和朋友打个招呼 OK, I'm gonna go say hi to some friends.
嘿 先生 再来下吗 Hey, mister, you gonna fall again?
没 你确定 你在抖呢 - No. - You sure? You're shaking.
我在抖是被你们气的 Well, if I am, it's with anger,
看我怎么整你们 thinking about what I'm gonna do to you.
嘿 你们好 Hey, you guys.
你在这干嘛 哦 我总来这滑冰 - Uh, what are you doing here? - Oh, I come here all the time.
或许我们可以一起滑 Maybe we could skate together.
嗯实际上 我们想自己玩 Yeah, well, we're kind of doing our own thing.
嘿 小伙伴们 我们来玩抓人游戏啊 Hey, guys, we're gonna play tag.
一起吧 马上来 下次吧 - Come on! - Be right over! Later.
哦 感谢上帝 Oh, thank God.
娘诶 Arggh!
你得出去了 对恃强凌弱者绝不姑息 You're outta here! Zero-tolerance bullying policy.
拜托 他们先挑事的 Well, they started it!
真是蠢爆了
真不敢相信 你害得我们被赶出来了
那也值了
所以 刚才怎么回事 So, what happened to you out there?
那你又是怎么回事 What happened to you?
我觉得我肯定哪里摔坏了 I think I broke something.
也许是内脏 Deep inside.
冰激凌会让你感觉好些的 对我总有效果 Ice-cream will make you feel better. It always helps me.
不 冰激凌不在交易范围内 No. Ice-cream wasn't part of the deal.
你想和我妈妈去解释一下这个吗 Would you like to explain that to my mom?
怎么样 Well?
我感觉好点了 I feel a little better.
我也是 Me too.
所以 交易完成了 对吧 什么意思 - So, we're cool, right? - What do you mean?
我意思 你不能告诉任何人我是谁 我干什么的 I mean, you can't tell anybody who I am or what I do.
你得回归你的生活 别再管我们 You have to go back to living your life and leave us alone.
放松 完全没问题 Relax, we're cool.
啥意思 拉钩钩啊 - What's that? - Pinky promise.
认真的 快点 - Seriously? - Go on.
你们该好好看着她的 You were supposed to be watching her!
任何事都可能发生… 哦 我的老天 她在那 - Anything could've happened... - Oh, my God! There she is!
你是谁啊 还在拉小手指 And who are you, touching pinkies?
妈妈 等等 哦 我的天 啊 - Mom, wait! Oh, my God. - Ugh!
放开我女儿 把我手机给我 Let go of my daughter! Give me my phone!
我报警了 妈妈 你不明白 - I'm calling the police. - Mom, you don't understand.
我违反了你定的规矩 去了公园 I ignored your rules and went to the park.
碰到了两个同学 他们非常混球 There were these two jerks from school
他们把我推倒了 真的很疼 that pushed me down and it really hurt.
JJ看到了 他是我们楼上的邻居 And JJ saw it. He lives upstairs.
他认出了我 He recognised me from the building
然后温和地教育了那两个小混球 and calmly talked to the boys
让他们知道他们的行为是不对的 and told them what they did was wrong,
还买冰淇淋安慰我 送我回家 then got ice-cream to make me feel better and walked me home!
噢 我的天 泰勒 你怎么做到的 Oh, my Lord and Taylor! How did you do that?
他的肌肉就像火腿那么壮 托德 你看到了吗 He has muscles the size of hams! Todd, did you see that?
是的 托德也无法相信 I know! Todd can't believe it either.
噢 我 嗯 我很抱歉 这是我孩子 Oh, I, um... I'm sorry. This is my kid.
我可以帮你 不用 - Can I just help you... - No.
不用 没事 我还好 No, it's OK, I'm good.
我只想回家 然后好好清醒一下 I'm just gonna head home and gather my thoughts.
真的 我没事 不好意思 Really, I'm fine. Excuse me.
我觉得你好像打得他尿裤子了 I think you made a little pee come out.
发生什么事了 What happened to you?
不知道该怎么说 I can't even talk about it.
你只要知道事情已经解决了就行了 Let's just say the situation has been handled.
噢 我的天 你杀了她 闭嘴吧你 - Oh, my God, you killed her! - Shut up.
嘿 大块头 Hey, big fella!
你的蛋蛋没事吧 How are the huevos?
嗯 没事 真的吗 - Yeah, they're fine. - Really?
因为你昨天看起来很痛苦啊 Because it looked like you were in a lot of pain yesterday.
没有的事 我很好 No, I'm OK.
托德说 他似乎看到你哭了 Todd said he thought he saw you crying.
什么 我没有哭 What? I wasn't crying.
托德想知道你之前是做什么工作的 Todd was wondering what you did for work.
他真是爱管闲事 He's such a busybody,
总是查探新邻居 always interrogating the new neighbours.
我现在处于间歇期 正努力弄明白下一步 I'm taking a break right now, trying to figure it out.
欢迎入住 JJ 回聊 Welcome to the building, JJ. We'll see you around.
好 谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
苏菲 帮忙 Sophie, help!
我需要你 就现在 I need you! Now!
JJ 我正找你呢 快点 JJ! I was just coming to get you! Come on, hurry!
苏菲 请再给我几条毛巾 Sophie, bring me some more towels, please!
妈 JJ来了 什么 为什么叫他来 - Mom, JJ's here. - What? Why?
这里 让我来吧 呃 不用了 - Here, let me help. - Uh, no.
我来就可以 不过还是谢谢你 I've got this under control. But thank you.
是老建筑的管道问题 It's the plumbing in these old buildings.
我只需要把水管拧紧 I just need to tighten the pipe.
不是水管问题 是接合处松了 It's not a pipe, it's a loose fitting.
奥茨 不要 Ozzie, no!
好奇怪 That is so weird.
它通常不喜欢陌生人 He usually hates strangers,
但它看起来好像非常喜欢你 but he seems to be inordinately into you.
嗯 确实奇怪 噢 宝贝 来这里 - Yeah, that is weird. - Oh, come here, baby.
我想你说对了 确实是接合处的问题 I guess you were right about the fitting.
嗯 我只是不清楚发生了什么 Yeah. I just don't understand what happened.
也许JJ可以留下来吃晚饭 Maybe JJ could stay for dinner?
嗯 不了 我无法留下 - Hmm? - No, I couldn't possibly.
我觉得你可以 I think you could.
噢 老天 Oh, my God.
我们的橄榄油用光了 We're out of olive oil.
在后面有瓶新的 在芥末后面 There's a new bottle in the back, behind the mustard.
我猜的 I'd... bet.
谢谢 Thanks.
噢 不好意思 我 我得接这个电话 Oh, excuse me for a second. I... I'd better take this.
没事 Sure.
嘿 嘿 幸好我看见你了 - Hey. - Hey, glad I caught you.
我打电话只是想知道你为什么 I was just calling to see why you're drinking rosé
在我们目标房子里的浴室享受着红酒 in the bathroom of our target's house!
等等 你是不是在浴室里安了摄像头 Wait. Did you put a camera in the bathroom?
哪个色狼会在浴室里安摄像头 What kind of perv puts a camera in the bathroom?
当然是我这个天才色狼了 A genius pervert, that's who.
因为人们想要进行秘密谈话的时候就会去浴室 People 90 there when they don't want to be heard.
很显然 嘿 别扯我 - Apparently. - Hey, don't make this about me.
你到底在干嘛 What the hell are you doing in there?
他们邀请我吃晚饭 所以你就答应了 - They invited me for dinner. - And you said yes?!
我没得选 那孩子贼机灵 I had no choice. The kid ambushed me.
好 好吧 嗯 我们可以度过这个难关的 OK, alright, um, we're gonna get through this.
额 我 我觉得 我们可以这么做 Um... I g... I guess... Here's what we're gonna do.
你可以留在那吃晚饭 You're gonna go to dinner,
然后你要表现地礼貌且无害 and you're gonna be polite and innocuous,
再然后你就赶紧溜 and then you will get the hell out.
就这样 You think?
那你还有什么办法 嗯 - Do you have any better ideas? - Yes.
我可以用麻醉剂迷晕他们 I'll dose them with sodium pentothal
然后你黑进云盘 搞到那孩子的视频 while you hack the cloud, get the kid's recordings.
然后我们用电线把房子围住 这样就看起来像是煤气泄漏 Then we wire the building so it looks like a gas leak.
嘣 一点痕迹都没留 我们完美脱身 Boom. Zero evidence. We're outta here.
好 行 我们就按你的计划行事 Alright, fine, we'll go with your idea.
额 抱歉 鸡肉有点干 Mm, sorry, the chicken's a little dry.
嗯 是的 烤的确实过火候了 Mm, yeah, it's really overcooked.
额 你觉得这就很糟了吗 嗯 Well, you think this is bad? Mm.
有一次在阿富汗 我们断粮一个月 One time in Afghanistan, we were cut off for a month,
我们只能吃蜥蜴充饥 and all we had to eat were these lizards.
还不能用枪打 因为那样会引来敌人 We couldn't shoot 'em 'cause that would attract the enemy,
所以我们只能用石头砸死它们 so we had to bash their little heads in with rocks.
我太难了 Really messy work.
然后我们只能用C-4来烤它们 Then we had to cook 'em over C-4,
然后吃起来一股化肥味 which gave them this awful chemical taste.
但是 见鬼了 反正那时候 But, hell, by that time
我们只能喝自己的尿求生 所以 we were drinking our own urine anyway, so...
额 太抱歉了 Um... I'm really sorry.
我已经很久没有跟正常人一起吃饭了 I haven't had dinner with civilians in a long time.
嘿 妈 我在想 既然你 Hey, Mom, I was thinking, since you can't take me
明天不能带我去参加学校的“父母及好友之日” to Parents and Special Friends Day tomorrow at school,
也许JJ可以带我去 maybe JJ could take me.
我不认为这是个好主意 I don't think that's the best idea.
不是最好的办法 为什么 - Not the best idea. - Why not?
因为我很肯定他很忙 Because I'm sure he's very busy.
非常忙 他不忙 他现在失业中 - Very busy. - He's not. He's unemployed.
他一整天就坐着看电视 He just sits around all day watching TVs.
苏菲 这很不礼貌 Sophie, that's not very nice.
对 很不礼貌 No, not nice.
只是 每个人都有人陪 It's just... everyone else has someone to bring,
然后你说你得工作 and you said you can't get out of work,
然后我就没有人陪着去 and I'm not going to have anybody.
而且肯定只有我没人陪 And I'm gonna be the only one.
拜托了 Please?
搞什么 好友日 Seriously? Special Friends Day?
天 这孩子太难搞了 That kid is tricky, man.
我怀念跟恐怖分斗智斗勇的日子了 I miss dealing with terrorists.
JJ 晚安 噢 她很在行啊 - Goodnight, JJ! - Oh, she's good.
替我跟你的女同性恋朋友说晚安 And goodnight to your lesbian friend too.
所以 我们接下来要干嘛 So, what are we walking into here?
我不知道 这是我第一个好友日 I don't know. This is my first Special Friends Day.
信息掌握不足不是个好开端 Weak intel is never a good starting position.
发现了 Noted.
记住 我需要低调 Remember, I need to keep a low profile,
所以不许讨论我是谁或者我做什么工作 so no discussing who I am or what I do.
这是最后一次了 And this is it.
再也没有个人特别日或溜冰什么的 No more Special Persons days or skating or anything.
我也是有工作的 I've got a job to do.
这不是像拍电影一样 会以你跟我 This ain't gonna end up like some movie, with you and me
坐在椅子上 喝着茶 过家家一样的结局 sitting in little chairs, having a tea party with dolls.
嘿 你得明白 我知道你的底细 Hey, and just to be clear, I'm onto you.
我知道你故意弄坏水漕 I know you busted the sink.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
曾经有个小女孩 Once upon a time, there was a little girl
她喜欢多管别人的闲事 who got way too big for her britches.
然后有一天她消失了 Then one day she disappeared
一直以来没有人找到她的尸体 and no-one ever found the body.
你喜欢故事是吧 我也有个故事 You like stories? I got a story.
曾经有位情报特工 Once there was a CIA agent
在一个小女孩的浴室里装了监控的同时 that put cameras in a little girl's bathroom
还用烤鸡和红酒麻痹她妈妈 while seducing her mom over chicken and wine.
我确信中情局肯定不会教这些的 Pretty sure they don't teach that at Langley.
我的天 Jesus Christ!
你现在无法退缩了 我们已经在这里了 You can't back out now. We're here.
我没有要退缩 I'm not backing out.
我只是不太喜欢学校 I just never liked school very much.
没有人喜欢学校 这就是学校 No-one does. It's school.
我们全都在试着挺过去 We're all just trying to survive it.
走吧 Come on.
欢迎大家 Welcome, everyone.
学生们都很兴奋 Our students are so excited
可以参与今天的活动 to be able to show off their school today,
所以我们不如从 So why don't we begin
从认识大家的家长和好朋友开始吧 by meeting a few of our parents and special friends?
谁想先来 Who would like to go first?
安德鲁 我把我妈带来啦 - Andre. - I brought my mom.
嗨 Hi.
我是缇娜 我是一名理财规划师 I'm Tina, and I help people manage their money
帮助人们不上班的时候 so that by the time they decide to stop working,
也能有收益 they have a nest egg.
我和我的团队给 My team and I make the schedule
航空公司排班 for all the flights at the airline,
每天会有超过三千个航班哦Nwhich is over 3,000 a day.
然后通过控制这个小机器人 And by controlling this tiny little robot,
我就可以在人体内修复心脏瓣膜了 I can actually repair the heart valve from the inside
通过这个手术 and with this procedure,
我每年都会拯救上百个生命 I save over a hundred lives a year.
索菲 你今天带的是谁呀 Sophie, who do you have with you today?
额 我没举手吧 没关系的 - Uh, my hand wasn't up. - That's OK.
额 这是我一个很重要的朋友 JJ Um, this is my special friend, JJ.
借过 噢 - Excuse me. - Ow!
天啊 很抱歉孩子 God. I'm sorry, kid.
哦 哦 天啊 - Ah. - Oh, God.
靠 你踩我脚了 对不起 - Ow! That's my foot! - Sorry.
嗨 大家好 额 我是JJ Hi, everyone. Uh, my name is JJ.
额... Uh...
用个专业的说法来说 我正在探索我应该去做什么 Professionally, I'm exploring my options right now.
就是失业呗 嘘 - Unemployed. - Shh.
在我以前的工作中 我是... In my former line of work, I was...
我收垃圾 I took out garbage.
其实我跑遍世界各地收垃圾 I took it out all over the world, actually.
哦天哪 真可怜 Oh, my God. Sad.
注意礼节 同学们 每个人的经历都是有价值的 对吗 Manners, class. Everyone's experiences are valuable, OK?
没什么好羞愧的 There's nothing to be ashamed of.
她真奇怪 她为什么要把他带过来 She's so weird. Why would she bring him?
当我说到我处理垃圾的时候... When I said I took out the garbage...
我指的是和垃圾一样的人 ...I meant human trash.
事实上 The truth is
我以前在陆军中服役 I'm a former Army Ranger
现在为美国情报机构 who now works for secret operations
秘密工作 for a US intelligence agency
可能是CIA也可能不是 that may or may not or may be the CIA.
嗯 我其实不应该讲这些 Well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it,
但我看到了一些不屑一顾和尖言冷语 but I saw some judging and some unkindness,
所以我想澄清一下事实 so I just wanted to set the record straight.
但是如果什么信息从这间教室被泄露出去的话 But if any of this information were to leave this room,
我会找到你的 I will find you.
不会的 我刚在开玩笑 No, I'm just kidding.
也不全是吧 Sort of.
你被枪击过吗 当然了 - Have you ever been shot? - Yes.
我们能看看伤疤吗 海伦 - Can we see the scars? - Helen!
你杀过人吗 杀过多少 - Have you ever killed anyone? - How many?
听着 这些都不重要 Look, that's not what's important.
你们需要记住的是 What you have to remember here is,
他们都是坏人 知道吗 is they were all bad guys, you know?
恐怖分子 劫匪 绑匪 人口贩子 Terrorists, hijackers, kidnappers, human traffickers
或者只是烦人精 or just really annoying.
我真的不觉得这是什么值得骄傲的事 Yeah, I really don't think we need to be celebrating this.
坐下来 海尔 你已经讲过了 Sit down, Hal. You've had your turn.
所有我做过的事 And everything I did
都是为了保证美国的安全 was in the service of keeping America safe.
...8 9 10 不管你准备好没 我来找你们了 ...8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here I come.
找到了 Found you.
明天见 索菲 明天见 艾米莉 - See you tomorrow, Sophie. - See you, Emily.
你好 JJ 嗨 贝瑟女士 - Hello, JJ. - Hey, Ms Besser.
哦 请叫我帕姆就好 Oh, please, call me Pam.
我只是想告诉你我对你的印象太深刻了 I just wanted to tell you how impressed I am
能见到你是多么的荣幸 and how glad I was to get to meet you today.
谢谢 这是我的荣幸 Thanks. My pleasure.
我觉得每个人都真的很享受你分享的过程 I think everyone really enjoyed it.
祝你愉快 Have a nice day.
回头再见咯 好的 - Well, see you around. - Alright.
把它撕了 啥 - Tear that up. - What?
你听到了 是的 但是... - You heard me. - Yeah, but...
利益冲突啊 Conflict of interest.
现在吃了它 我才不 - Now eat it. - No!
嗨你们好呀 妈 - Hey, you guys. - Mom!
今天过得怎么样 是我们过的最好的一天 - How'd it go today? - We had the best day.
回头见 索菲 See you later, Sophie!
再见 JJ 再见 - 'Bye, JJ. - See you.
我去和我的朋友们道个别 I'm gonna 90 say 'bye to my friends.
去吧 Sure.
哇哦 看起来你给他们留下了深刻印象啊 Wow. Seems you made quite the impression.
给每个人 On everyone.
今天真是谢谢你了 没什么 - Thank you for today. - Yeah. Sure.
她看起来很开心 Sophie just seems so happy.
怎么样啊 How's it going?
交易已经完成了 We had a deal.
我只是想和你道个谢 I just wanted to say thank you
上周来我学校 for coming to my school last week.
让我妈和我的朋友都印象深刻 You made a really big impression on my friends and my mom.
是啊 很高兴能“最后一次”帮上忙 Yeah, glad I could help... for the last time.
你没结婚 是吧 干嘛这么问 - You're not married, are you? - Why?
我正在研究你 你真正的故事是怎么样的 I'm trying to figure you out. What's your real story?
外刚内柔说的就是你 Under the rough exterior, you seem like a nice guy,
但有一些伤痕和孤独 but sort of damaged and alone.
你逗我呢吧 You gotta be kidding me.
我在想是不是你爱人去世了 没 - I'm thinking dead wife. - No.
搭档死翘翘了 也不是 - Dead partner? - No.
带队的时候 Led a group of buddies into action,
做了错误的决定 导致所有人都死翘翘了 现在还活在悔恨之中 made a bad call, lost them and still haunted by it?
你能不说了吗 Will you stop?
听着 出任务是很难 Look, it's hard being deployed.
但留守的人更难 It's even harder on the people that you leave at home.
上上次执行任务时 我被打中了 The mission before last, I got shot.
等我完成任务回家时 我未婚妻和我分手了 她受不了这些 When I got home, my fiancee left me. She couldn't take it.
我的工作...还是一个人好点 My job's just... It's better to be alone.
人们总会受伤 这样或那样 People always seem to get hurt, one way or another.
所以... So...
我为什么和你讲这些啊 Why am I telling you all this?
所以那条鱼就是她留给你唯一的纪念吗 And the fish is all you have to remember her by?
-和你聊天很开心 -等一下 - Nice talking to you. - Wait!
如果我告诉你我长大了 What if I told you I was thinking about being a spy too
也想做一个间谍呢 when I grow up?
-那就祝你好运 -我是认真的 - Alright. Good luck with that. - I'm serious.
你不相信我 You don't believe me?
孩子 你不是那块料儿 Look, kid, you're just not the spy type.
我明白了 Oh, I see.
所以 我就只能按部就班地 So, I should just stay in my box
想要成为咖啡师 and dream of being maybe a barista
时尚设计师或者婚礼策划 or a fashion designer or a wedding planner?
或者和你妈一样 急诊护士 Or maybe an ER nurse like your mother?
你知道 也许我该问一下芭比 You know, I was thinking of asking Bobbi anyway.
她似乎更有脑子一点 She seems more like the brains of the operation,
而你属于四肢发达那种 whereas you're more the brawn.
你说谁呢 芭比只是一个分析师 Who are you calling 'brawn'? Bobbi's an analyst.
她根本不像我一样训练有素 She doesn't have an ounce of my training.
如果有人来教你 那也得是... If anybody's gonna teach you, it's gonna be...
干的漂亮 Nicely done.
以后别这样了 Don't do that again.
所以 咱们先来哪个 射击 障碍赛跑 So, what's first? Shooting range? Obstacle course?
9岁的小女孩是不能去靶场的 They don't let 9-year-olds into shooting ranges.
那有什么好玩的 Where's the fun in that?
现在 我们都清楚你挺擅长蒙人的 Now, we know you're a pretty good liar,
但如果你被敌人捉住了 but what if you're caught by the enemy
然后要给你上测谎仪呢 and faced with a lie detector test?
我们在干嘛 她就不应该在这 Why are we doing this? She shouldn't even be in here.
好了 关键是要控制呼吸 Alright. The key is to focus on your breathing.
只要血压有一点点升高 The slightest increase in your blood pressure
就证明你在撒谎 is an indicator that you're not telling the truth.
我们先从简单的开始 We'll start with something simple.
我问你一些问题 I'll ask you a question
然后你要用很明显的谎话来回答 and you'll answer with an obvious lie.
我不想看到那些指针动 明白吗 I don't wanna see those needles move. Is that clear?
好了 开始 Alright. Here we go.
那么我什么时候才能出任务 So, when do I get my first assignment?
当我觉得你准备好了的时候 When I decide that you're ready.
-我已经准备好了 -真的吗 那行 - I am ready. - Oh, yeah? Alright.
看到那边的公寓楼了吗 See that apartment building there?
嗯 Yeah.
你在那有认识的人吗 You know anybody who lives there?
-没有 -给你10分钟 - No. - 10 minutes.
我要你出现在某个阳台上 I wanna see you on one of those balconies.
你想让我进到陌生人的公寓 You want me to talk my way into some stranger's apartment?
你知道那有多危险吗 Do you know how dangerous that is?
你进我公寓的时候也啥事没有 You didn't have a problem walking into my apartment.
你多给了五分钟 I only need five minutes.
你是干什么的 What do you do for a living?
我是个扮成四年级学生的KGB特工 I'm a KGB agent posing as a fourth-grader.
我有个长着三条腿毒贩的哥哥 My brother has three legs and sells crack
还有个做妓女的妈妈 and my mother is a prostitute.
我不需要机器就知道你有没有撒谎 I don't need a machine to tell me if someone's lying.
-是吗 -对 我能闻到谎言味 - Yeah? - Yeah. I can smell a lie.
内啡肽的气味 手心出汗 Endorphins release an odour, palms sweat
还有最后一点 - 你眼轻微眨了一下 and the ultimate tell - the slightest blink of an eye.
-就凭这些 - 像这样吗 - That's all I need. - You mean like this?
JJ 我觉得你是个又贴心又敏感的好人 JJ, I think you're a really sweet and sensitive person.
JJ 我喜欢你的纹身 JJ, I admire all of your tattoos.
闭嘴 Stop.
JJ 我信你肯定没用过兴奋剂 JJ, I believe you that you've never taken steroids.
我去 Jesus Christ!
JJ 停 真的 我说真的 开玩笑而已 JJ, stop. Seriously. For real. I'm just joking.
任何行动中 你都得耍点小聪明 Now, in any fight, you need an element of surprise.
你很弱小而我却很强壮 Now, you're tiny and weak and I'm the opposite,
这个练习目的就是冲破我的防御 so the objective of this exercise is to get past me.
分散我的注意力或许是个好主意 Now, a good idea might be to cause a distraction
不然 你就没任何机会... because, otherwise, there'd be zero chance of you...
小蓝莓 Blueberry!
小蓝莓 哦 我的天 好吧 Blueberry! Oh, God. OK.
真他妈冷血 That's some cold-blooded shit.
目前你教的这些 So far, I could have learned anything you've taught me
我在油管上都能学到 from YouTube.
是吗 真的吗 Oh, yeah? Is that so?
我说 什么时候才能教我点有意思的 I mean, when are you gonna teach me the fun stuff,
像是怎么干脆利落地逃离一场爆炸 like how to walk away from an explosion without looking back
或者有什么你在送别人上路之前说的拽言拽语 or what cool line you say before you take someone out?
你不能全靠《碟中谍》来学 You need to stop getting all your spy knowledge
间谍知识 from Mission: Impossible'.
但是... But...
...如果我会说什么拽言拽语 ...if I was gonna say a cool line,
我的确保别人没说过 I have to keep it real fresh.
你还会因人而异呢啊 You'd have a different line for different bad guys?
当然了 Yep.
如果是一个杀手伪装成卖冰激凌的呢 What if the assassin was disguised as an ice-cream man?
我会说“巧乐死” 然后用冰棍捅死他 I'd say, "Chill out." And then I'd stab him with a freezer pop.
- 装成路边的圣诞老人呢 - “铃儿响叮当...响到地狱吧 ” - A sidewalk Santa? - "Jingle all the way... to hell."
扮成卖手表的布偶狗呢 A guy dressed up as a dog, selling watches?
“时辰到了 傻狗” "Time's up, bitch."
- 今天怎么样 - 挺好 你呢 - How was your day? - It was good. Yours?
好的不得了 Fine.
- 怎么了 - 没事 - Something wrong? - No.
你确定 Are you sure?
看起来你有烦心事 'Cause it seems like something might be bothering you.
你训练她通过测谎仪 不训练我 You helped train her how to pass a lie detector, but not me.
我不是小看她的年龄 但是JJ 她才九岁 I mean, I don't wanna be ageist here, JJ, but she is nine.
她晚上睡觉还要开夜灯呢 She still sleeps with a night-light.
我是个有英语硕士学位的职业黑客 I'm a professional hacker with a Master's degree in English.
我们只是一起待了一段时间 We just spent a little time together.
我没真的教她什么 I wasn't really teaching her anything.
哦是吗 你教她如何放聚能药包 Oh, well, you taught her how to place shaped charges.
- 那只是彩泥 - 重点不是这个 - It was just Play-Doh. - That's not the point.
- 也给你来点吗 - 用不着你 - Should I get you some Play-Doh? - I can get my own Play-Doh.
你确定 我很乐意给你来点 Are you sure? Because I'd be happy to get you some.
不是彩泥的问题 Don't you make this about the Play-Doh.
而是我和你的问题 我们才是搭档 This is about us. We're partners.
我早告诉你过 你不是我搭档 I already told you, you are not my partner.
喂 Hey!
你做晚饭了吗 Did you make dinner?
我怎么能跳过这步呢 Let me just hop right on that.
喂 喂 喂 Hello? Hello? Hello?
维克托 你怎么在这 Victor, what are you doing here?
别紧张 Relax.
没有它屏蔽不了的 There's no signal or surveillance
信号和监控 that this will not jam.
- 你在说啥 - 中央情报局正在监视你 - What are you talking about? - The CIA is all over you.
两分钟后他们就会闯进来 They're gonna be coming through that door in two minutes,
你还剩一分钟把东西给我 which means you have exactly one to give me what I need.
愿意效劳 Anything.
我哥把设计图藏哪了 Where did my brother put the plans?
我不知道啊 I don't know.
- 我觉得你知道 - 他根本就不信任我 - I think you do. - He didn't trust me.
他不信任任何人 尤其是你 He didn't trust anyone, especially you.
我只知道他说他交给了他的死党 All I heard him say was that it was with his best friend.
他的死党 His best friend?
对 但我不知道是谁 Yes, but I don't know who that is.
我知道了 I do.
索菲亚: 紧急情况 急需你 快来
有急事出去一下 I gotta head out.
嘿 还好吗 什么事这么急 Hey. Are you OK? What's the emergency?
我们得“谈谈” We need to have 'the talk'.
什么 Excuse me?
你和我妈妈一开始的方式就不对 You got off on the wrong track with my mom,
但我看到真实的你 然后觉得这事还有门 but I see the real you and I think this can still work.
我在做一些调查 I've been doing some research.
知音上说你属于阳刚 'Cosmo' online says you should be masculine,
却又敏感缺爱的类型 but also sensitive and emotionally vulnerable.
苏菲 怎么回事 你只是想把我骗过来 Sophie, what's going on? Did you lie to get me here?
-嗯... -JJ 你怎么来了 - Well... - JJ, what are you doing here?
JJ想来艺术展看看我的作品 JJ wanted to come to our art show and see some of my work.
-显然 他热爱艺术 -是吗 - Apparently, he loves art. - You do?
是 对 没错 我... Yeah. Yeah, sure. I mean...
苏菲 你的这幅画... I mean, Sophie, what you've done here...
...的颜色 它...它棒极了 ...with the colour, it's... it's amazing,
而且你画的鸟儿真逼真 and you can actually tell that that's a bird.
这副简直是垃圾 As opposed to this piece of crap.
我是说 这他妈是什么啊 I mean, what the hell is that?
就像 像把热狗扣在了猫头上 I mean, it looks like a hot dog taking a dump on a cat.
这太...太糟糕了 是吧 That is... That is horrible, right?
是吧 太... Right? That is so...
还没说完 Let me finish.
我得先走了妈妈 我还有作业 I'm gonna run ahead, Mom. I've got homework to do.
-回头见JJ -再见 孩子 - Later, JJ. - See you, kid.
嗯 我很抱歉 Hey, I'm sorry for what happened back there.
我总是有说错话的本领 I have a knack of putting my foot in my mouth.
是吗 真看不出来 Really? Hadn't noticed.
但你习惯了一个人 You get used to being alone
突然就不再擅长怎么和人相处了 and, all of a sudden, you're not good with people anymore.
是的 我想我也有同感 Yeah. I guess I know a little bit about that too.
但你知道吗 人们怎么说为人父母 But, you know, what is it they say about parenting?
并不在于你说了什么 It's not just about what you say.
而是要有你相伴 It's about being there, showing up.
苏菲有段时间没人陪她了 Sophie hasn't had that for a while.
她爸爸去世差不多有一年了 Her dad passed away about a year ago.
她一直假装坚强 但我知道她很痛苦 She keeps pretending she's OK, but I can tell she's struggling.
她没有 她就像她妈妈一样的坚强 No. She's tough like her mom.
-我不确定自己是否坚强 -你很坚强 相信我 - I don't know how tough I am. - I do, believe me.
我的蛋还疼着呢 My balls still hurt.
真太抱歉了 So sorry about that.
你想不想听一个秘密 Do you want to know a secret?
当然 Yeah, sure.
我真的不知道自己在干什么 I have no idea what I'm doing.
就是在得过且过 I'm just winging it.
嗯 我也一样 Yeah. Me too.
噢 这有个小家伙 Oh, look at this little guy.
哇哦 我觉得他病了 Ooh. Oh, I think he's sick.
不 他只是需要一点帮助 No, he just needs a little help.
飞吧 小家伙 There you go, little guy.
你会没事的 小家伙 You're gonna be just fine, mi amigo.
好了 看吧 安然无恙 Alright. There you go, safe and sound.
或许你没错 Maybe you're right.
我只要出现在对的时间对的地点 Maybe me just being here, showing up,
就是这个小家伙所需要的 was all that little guy needed.
天 Oh!
我...这真不在意料之内 I... did not see that coming.
我的老天 可怜的鸟儿 Oh, man. Poor bird.
-我有个想法 -什么 - I had a thought. - Yeah?
我周四晚正好有空 I happen to have Thursday night off from work
也许我们可以一起吃晚饭 and I wondered if you might wanna grab a bite.
我发誓我不下厨 I promise not to cook.
呃... Um...
好 Yeah.
-太棒了 -对 很棒 - OK. Great. - Yeah, that'd be great.
-回见 -好 - See you later. - Alright.
晚安 Have a good night.
- JJ! - 嗨 - JJ! - Hey.
到底发生了什么事 What the heck happened?
-你是怎么翻盘的 -你都听到了 - How did you turn that around? - You were listening?
说实话 我也不知道 Honestly, I have no idea.
虽说我不是很期待 但你不能再搞砸了 Not what I expected, but you can't blow this now.
想好去哪吃了么 Restaurant ideas?
我慢跑时经过塔帕斯酒吧 里面有人跳舞 I jogged by this tapas bar that has dancing.
跳舞 给我看看 Dancing? Show me something.
扭腰 摆手 抖胸 抖臀 啥舞姿都行 Foss? Dab? Crunk? Level Up? Anything?
-不要 -我们好不容易走到这步 - No. - We've come too far.
我不会再让你搞砸了 I am not letting you ruin this.
好了 停 不对 OK. Stop. No.
你是中风了吗 Are you having a stroke?
-有那么糟吗 -你发誓 - It's not that bad. - Promise me one thing.
你可以带妈妈吃晚餐 但不要跳舞 I will let you take my mom to dinner, but no dancing.
试也不要试 能做到吧 Don't risk it. We good?
你可真“冷血” You're very insensitive.
-可以... 做... 到吗 -好 可以 - Are... we... good? - Yeah, we're good.
那就好 晚安JJ Good. Goodnight, JJ.
晚安苏菲 谢谢你的鼓励 'Night, Sophie. Thanks for the confidence boost.
别客气 You're welcome.
-什么紧急事件 -额 没事 真的 - What was the emergency? - Uh, nothing, really.
哼 才怪 你不该说点啥吗 Hm. Weird. Anything I should know about?
好的 OK.
我在想要不要 ..was wondering if maybe
一起吃点东西 you would like to grab a bite with me.
好 Yeah.
你在搞笑吗 你他么想什么呢 Are you kidding me? What the hell are you thinking?
我当时无法思考 肾上腺素冲昏了头脑 I wasn't thinking. It was this adrenaline-charged moment.
-我完全沦陷在他的眼神里了 -你彻底疯了 - Her eyes were amazing. - You are off the rails!
一开始你带孩子去滑冰 然后又去做演讲 First, you take the kid skating, then you go to show-and-tell,
现在你又要去约会 and now you're going on a date
和那个我们本应监视的女人 with the woman we're supposed to be surveilling
而且你还一直对我隐瞒这件事 and you're lying to me about it.
最起码和我在一起的时候她是安全的 If I'm with her, I'll know she's safe.
大哥 我们的工作不是要确保她的安全 好吗？ Well, dude, our job isn't to keep her safe, OK?
而是监视那个坏人是否会和她联络 It's to see if the bad guy makes contact with her.
-这才是我们的任务 - 根本没有任务 - That is our mission. - There is no mission.
这一切都是无稽之谈 This is all nonsense.
这公寓里什么有效信息都没 There is no covert information in that apartment,
只有一个破碎的家 这才是事实 just a broken family and that is the truth.
事实？我们终于要谈事实了？好啊！ The truth? We're gonna talk about the truth, finally? Great!
我知道在你上次执行任务时 Well, I know that you lost your entire team
你整队人马都没了 on your last deployment.
这是机密 That's classified.
对啊 我是黑客 还记得吗？ Yeah. Well, I'm the tech, remember?
这根本难不倒我 I can work around that -
假如你信任我的话你会发现那很有用 something you might find useful if you'd ever trust me,
但我现在明白了 but I get it.
你是那种自我封闭的人 对吧？“我喜欢单打独斗” You're the guy who's all closed off, huh? "I work alone."
你在玩火 You're on thin ice.
或许你是应该和凯特一起去吃饭 Maybe you should take Kate out to dinner
这样就能忘掉过去那些糟心的事了 so you can get over all that crap in your past
看看在层层纹身的掩盖下 and see if you still have a heart
你的心还在不在 underneath that tattooed forest.
-好 我会的 -太好了！祝你吃得愉快！ - Fine. I will. - Great! Have a great dinner!
奥 这不是我想要的结果 Well, that's not how I intended that to go.
嗨 JJ！有时间吗？ Hey, JJ! Got a sec?
额 有约会 Uh, got a date.
嗯 听苏菲说了 她给我们发了紧急求救信号 Yeah, we heard from Sophie. She sent us the SOS.
喔 这套衣服太土了 Ooh. Shit's out of style.
托德 你说是不是？ Ain't that right, Todd?
过来 Come on.
过来 我们又不会咬人 赶紧的 Come on, we're not gonna bite you. Come on.
凯特是很有魅力的女人 同意吗？ Kate's a very special lady. Don't you agree?
-的确是 -很漂亮 - Definitely. - Beautiful.
-又聪明 -尽管经历了很多 - Smart. - Been through a lot, though.
还是很脆弱 只是一个单身妈妈 Vulnerable, single mom.
托德想知道你想干什么 Todd wants to know what your intentions are.
我们只是去吃顿饭 We're just going out to dinner.
托德是单身妈妈养育大的 Todd was raised by a single mother.
-他很担心现在的情形 -额 只是吃顿饭啦 托德 - The situation concerns him. - Well, just dinner, Todd.
这只是我们邻里间的友好谈话哈 And this is just a friendly chat between neighbours.
JJ 我们之间就没必要打哑谜了吧 Let's not keep up this cha... rade, JJ.
我们都知道男人是怎么想的 好吧？ We know how men think, OK?
不是的 兄弟 我会好好对待她的 我以人格担保 No. Guys, I'll treat her well. I promise. You can trust me.
好 还有多少时间来准备？ Alright. How much time do we have?
我猜可以晚一点点 10分钟够吗？ I guess I can be a little late. 10 minutes?
10分钟？我又不是神 不可能来得及的 10 minutes?! I'm not God. This will never work.
去取消吧 5月份再约时间 Just cancel and reschedule for May.
好吧 OK.
托德说得对 还来得及 Todd's right. We can do this.
首先 这件衬衫要处理下 First, we gotta do something about this shirt.
你这衣服浴巾改的吧 You look like you're advertising Brawny Towels.
你以为自己是浴巾的广告代言人么（ Who are you, the Quicker Picker Upper?
我们还得把死皮去一去 Then we have to exfoliate.
我不知道啥意思 I don't know what that means.
你们吓到我了 You guys are starting to freak me out.
苏菲说你们刚从巴黎搬回来 So, Sophie tells me you guys just moved back from Paris.
嗯嗯 Mm-hm.
是的... Yeah. Um...
她爸去世的时候 Yeah, when... when her dad passed,
我们在那呆过一段时间 但日子太难了 we stayed for a bit, but it was hard.
去年警察查封了我们的财产 Last year, the police raided our house and took everything,
冻结了我们的银行账号 还没收了资产 froze our accounts, seized our assets.
他们说我老公涉嫌重大案件 Turned out that my husband was involved in some very bad stuff
唉 而我却什么都不知道 and, um, I didn't know.
是啊 这 Yeah, it's...
当亲近的人对你持有秘密的时候是很可怕的 ...it's scary what some people can keep secret.
呀 我们又见面了 Ah, we meet again.
进度如何了？ Where are we at?
两人呆在一起1小时20分钟了 Been together an hour 20.
看起来进展不错 两人都在笑 Seems to be going well, smiles on both sides.
造型真不错 Solid fashion choice.
-看起来真不错 -不过衬衫是怎么回事？ -He looks handsome. - What's with the shirt?
托德和卡洛斯都是时尚大咖 He got Queer-Eyed by Todd and Carlos.
真好 想听他们在说什么吗？ Sweet. Do you want audio?
-可以听音频？ -也不看看我是谁？ - Do you have audio? - What am I, like, nine?
不要见怪 No offence.
和成年人交往的感觉真不赖 Just so nice to be out with the grown-ups.
苏菲 如果你想给我说 Sophie, if you ever wanna share with me
JJ教给你的东西 我会很开心 但是 what JJ taught you, that'd be cool, but...
啊 当我没说 Ah, never mind.
当然了 我可以教你 Sure, I could teach you
只要你教我怎么黒进别人的电话？ if you teach me how to tap a phone.
你呢？ So, what about you?
你又是为什么才搬进我们的公寓楼的呢？ What twist of fate brought you across the hallway from us?
凯特 有些事 Kate, there's something...
我必须要告诉你 There's something I need to tell you.
你想跳舞吗 Do you want to dance?
因为我好多年都没跳过了 Because I haven't danced in ages.
不想 I don't think...
对的 不要想 你就不应该跳 Correct. Don't think. You should not.
你在害怕吗 Are you afraid?
-天呐 -跳吧 - Oh, God. - Let's do it.
-好吧！-我们跳吧！ - Yes! - Let's do it.
-别 别 别啊 -跳 跳 跳吧 - No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes!
走吧 开始了哦 Alright, here we go.
等等 Wait. Wait.
-嗨 看着点！-对不起啊 太对不起了 - Hey, watch it! - Sorry, man. I'm so sorry.
嗯 Mm...
奥 别啊 又要开始了 Oh, no. It's happening.
他又要搞砸了今天的“演出” He's going to wind up on the 'Today' show.
就像是“史瑞克”片尾的婚礼灾难现场 This looks like the wedding at the end of 'Shrek'.
今晚我过得很开心 I had a lot of fun tonight.
嗯 我也是 Yeah, me too.
-那晚安 -晚安 - Well, goodnight. - 'Night.
应用题可能会比较棘手 Well, math story problems can be tricky,
所以你要逐步分析 so you gotta break 'em down.
第一步 搞清楚他们想要问的是啥 First, figure out what they're asking you
然后才是解题 and then you do the math.
-你怎么会有个疤痕？ -这儿吗？弹片导致的 - How'd you get that scar? - That? Shrapnel.
我也有 Check this one.
滑轮车弄的 Scooter.
酷 现在集中精力 好吗？ Solid. Now concentrate, OK?
我老爸是不是坏人？ Was my dad a bad guy?
额... Um...
是的 是 Yes. Yeah.
额 我想... Uh, well, I think...
我想他做出了错误的决定 I think he made some bad decisions,
尤其是关于你叔叔的事 especially about getting involved with your uncle
但如果是他把你教的这么好的话 but if he helped make you,
他并没有那么坏 对吗 he couldn't have been all that bad, right?
好吧 看数学吧 Alright. Math.
假设有12个非常坏的家伙 我得把他们击倒 Let's say there's 12 really bad guys and I gotta take them down,
但我有一个伙伴 but I've got a partner.
如果我们两个人一起吧这十二个坏蛋打败 If you divide a dozen bad guys by the two of us,
我们每个人分别要打到我几个坏蛋 how many bad guys do each of us get to take down?
恩 12除以2是6 Well, 12 divided by 2 is 6,
但如果你的伙伴是芭比的话 but if your partner is Bobbi,
你需要独自打倒12个坏蛋 you're taking down all 12
她会在面包车上为你加油助威 and she's cheering you on from the van.
哦 然后有另外七个坏蛋围着你 Oh, but, wait, then seven more bad guys surround your compound
而且你无路可逃 and you don't know which way to go
因为你的技术指导讨厌你 然后她开车遛了 because your tech support hates you and drove away,
所以 哎呀 你死定了 so, oops, you're dead.
-嗨 凯特-嘿 可以帮我个忙吗？ - Hi, Kate. - Hey. Can I ask a favour?
-嗯 好的 可以-他们刚刚给我多排了班 - Um, yeah, OK. - They just extended my shift.
你可以帮忙看一下苏菲吗 Can you look in on Sophie?
我的意思是 我确定她会没事的 但是她一个人待太久了 I mean, I'm sure she'll be fine, but it's a long time alone.
好的 没问题 Yeah, no problem.
谢谢 你真是个救星 Thanks. You're a lifesaver.
哦 你可以帮忙确保她在做作业吗 Oh, can you make sure she does her homework?
我会的 You got it.
嗨 妈妈 Hi, Mom.
我们做完作业了 所以我们就做了晚饭 We finished homework, so we made dinner.
-好的-我们吃什么呢 - Yeah. - What are we having?
好吧 我不会做饭 所以蛋白质奶昔 Well, I can't cook, so protein shakes.
-还有烤奶酪三明治-很不错 - And grilled cheese sandwiches. - That's right.
我来收拾 I got that.
可以借一步说话吗 Can I talk to you for a minute?
可以 Yeah.
我知道我应该在留下来之前先打个电话 I know I should have called before I stayed.
这完全超出了我的预想 I didn't expect to walk into this.
我很抱歉 苏菲说服我留下来的 I'm sorry. Sophie can be really convincing.
不 我没这个意思 No, you're not in trouble.
我只是 想要跟你说声谢谢 I just... I wanted to say thank you.
噢 Aww!
你就像一缕新鲜空气一样进入我们的生活 You stumbling into our lives has been a breath of fresh air.
妈妈 这个放哪儿 Mom, where does this go?
我马上就回来 I'll be back.
哦 耶 他彻底沦陷了 Oh, yeah, he's toast.
我的设计图在哪 Where are my plans?
时间不等人 The clock is ticking.
阿扎尔 你太过担心了 Azar, you worry too much.
我已经找到了他们 但我需要24小时 I've located them, but I'm gonna need 24 hours.
让我们进去说 我们周围到处都是眼线 Let's go inside. There are eyes all around us.
我认为马克已经找到了他想要的东西 I think Marquez has found what he's looking for.
开始行动 Move in. Now!
-别动-不要乱动 - Freeze! - Don't move!
进去 Get in.
快走 Go!
我们已经把他们困住了 我要两队人马 We've got them pinned. I want both teams...
-肯定是很重要的事情-噢 当然 - Must be pretty important. - Oh, it is.
-所以我在这见你们两个 That's why I wanted to do it here.
-行动结束了-什么 - The operation is over. - What?
我们在柏林围捕马克的时候 We closed in on Marquez in Berlin.
他选择了自爆而不是被抓捕 So rather than be taken, he blew himself up.
尸体很多 There are multiple bodies.
法医正在确认身份 Forensics are sifting through the mess.
所以任务结束了 So the mission's over
我们也不用监视那个家庭了 and we no longer need to be watching the family.
好吧 所以我想我们得回芝加哥去收拾干净 OK, so I guess we'll go back to Chicago and clear out?
你不止要做这些事情 You'll be doing more than that.
你们被开除了 You'll also be clearing out your desks here.
哦 天哪 你黒了我们的硬盘 Oh, man. You tapped into our hard drive.
嗯 这也是我们的工作 Uh... that's kinda what we do.
刚开始不是这样的 That is not what it looks like.
那个 我可以解释 That... I can explain that.
一百万次点击 哇 那 1 million hits? Wow, that's...
不是关键 ...not the point.
只是一份工作 Just one job.
只是一份工作 坐着监视 Just one job. To sit and watch.
但是 你们不仅没做到 But no, you compromised a mission
还违反规定 and broke protocol.
-这绝对不能忍-这和芭比无关 - That can't be tolerated! - This wasn't Bobbi's fault.
-是我的-你们被开除了 - I took this... - You guys are done.
哇哦 我 我只是 Wow, I'm... I just...
你就不能往芝加哥打个电话通知我们一声吗 And you couldn't just call us in Chicago and tell us that
那样我们就能直接把那清理了 so we could clear out there?
我们必须得飞过来听你亲口说 You had to fly us out here to tell us that?
机票很贵的 That's very expensive.
电子邮件不行吗 Is email not working?
那都是纳税人的血汗钱 These are tax dollars.
芭比 你准备什么时候爆发？ Bobbi, when are you gonna say something?
我的意思是 在回程的飞机上你一言不发 I mean, the whole flight back, nothing.
你知道我想说什么 我错了 You know? Alright, fine, I was wrong.
我之前没有听你的警告 I didn't listen. You warned me.
请说些什么 你为什么不朝我发火呢 You know, say something. Why aren't you mad at me?
因为你是我的英雄 大哥 'Cause you're my hero, dude.
我喜欢看着你变成一个正常人 I liked watching you become a normal person.
祝你好运 Good luck.
-嘿 你好呀 快进来吧 -嘿 你好 好的 - Hey! Hi, come on in. - Hey. Alright.
那么 你去哪儿了 So, where have you been?
嗯 是的 我 嗯 Uh, yeah, I, uh...
我有好消息要告诉你 I got some hopefully good news.
还有一些 也许是坏消息 And some... some potentially upsetting news.
-哦-先说好消息 - Oh. - First the good news.
好的 OK.
凯特 Kate...
我真喜欢你 很喜欢 I really like you. A lot.
你让我看到我内心深处的另一面 You've opened up a part of me that's been
我曾自我封闭了很长时间 closed off for a really long time.
好吧 我们只说这种感觉是相互的 Well, let's just say the feeling's mutual.
嗯 坏消息呢？ Um, the... potentially upsetting news?
哦 天呐 Oh, boy.
我们是中央情报局的人 We're CIA.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
凯特 Kate...
-我真是蠢-凯特 - How stupid. - Kate...
凯特 Kate.
-它们在哪儿-凯特 - Where are they? - Kate...
天哪 God!
你很棒 JJ 你真的很棒 You're good, JJ. You are really good!
和你所有的故事 With all your... your stories.
还有苏菲 And Sophie!
我只是想保护你们 I was trying to protect you.
JJ JJ?
苏菲 到你的房间里去 Sophie, go to your room.
-拜托 -等一下 妈妈 - Please. - Wait, Mom.
不要生气 我可以解释 Don't be mad. I can explain.
你知道这一切 You knew about this?
苏菲 Sophie...
你怎么可以 How could you?!
这是我的工作 凯特 It's my job, Kate.
出去 Leave.
苏菲 Sophie...
我做了什么 What have I done?
你一直都是对的 You were right this whole time.
哦 确实 Oh, I was.
我太感情用事了 I let it get personal.
与孩子和凯特在一起 With the kid and Kate.
我太弱了 I was weak.
我想说 感情用事并不是弱点 I mean, personal isn't a weakness.
你的情况是 只毁了你的事业而已 In your case, it ruined your career
并且对国家的安全有一些威胁 and threatened national security,
但大多数人确实有私人关系 but most people do have personal relationships.
不是我 Not me.
我有我的小鱼儿 I have a fish.
他最近还好吗 How's he doing?
不太好 Not so good.
我也只是个女孩 I'm also just a girl...
站在一个男孩面前 ...standing in front of a boy...
想要男孩爱上她 ...asking him to love her.
这是有史以来最悲惨的电影了 It's the saddest movie ever.
我借遛奥奇的借口来看你 I used walking Ozzie as a decoy to get to see you.
真机灵 That was smart.
你不应该来的 You shouldn't be here.
这是给你画的 I made this for you.
它不是鱼 所以它不会死 It's not a fish, so it won't die on you.
你可以一直留着它 You can keep it forever.
走吧 我送你回家 Come on. Let me walk you back.
我再也见不到你了 We're not going to see each other again,
是吗 are we?
我会... I'll, uh...
我会时不时去看你的 好吗 I'll check on you from time to time, OK?
我永远也不会忘记你 好吗 拉钩 I'm never gonna forget you, OK? Promise.
妈妈 妈妈你没事吧 发生了什么事 Mom? Mom, are you OK? What happened?
苏菲 出去玩去 Sophie, go play.
哇 天哪 Whoa! Holy crap!
多有爱啊 Isn't this cute?
小苏菲有一个中情局的新玩伴 Little Sophie has a new play date from the CIA.
坐下 Sit down.
你怎么还不走 维克托 求你了 走吧 Why don't you just go, Victor? Please, just leave.
中情局正在监视我们 他们随时都会来 The CIA is watching us. They're gonna be here any minute.
不会的 我用一场小小的爆炸 No, I took care of that with some explosives
以及二战遗留的地道Nand an old building with a tunnel system
解决了这个隐患 left over from World War II.
好孩子 Good boy.
不会很久的 但是... It's not gonna hold forever, but...
...我只需要一天时间 ...I only need a day.
别伤害他 这个小东西吗 Don't hurt him! This little guy?
我不会伤害他的 I would never hurt him.
对我来说他比你们重要多了 He means more to me than any of you do.
他是我哥哥最好的朋友 He's my brother's best friend.
嘿 Hey!
噢 上帝呀 我该怎么办 Oh, my God. What do I do?
我必须得碰了 Oh, I'm gonna touch!
啊 Ahh!
好极了 让你教她不教我 Great, teach the kid. No need to show me anything.
都在里面呢 It's all there.
家人们好啊 Hello, family!
门没关啊 托德做了他最拿手的鹰嘴豆泥 Door was open. Todd made his famous hummus.
-不 你们还是走吧 -是的 我家亲戚来了 - No, you guys need to leave. - Yeah, I have family over.
你们太没有礼貌了 Y'all are being extremely rude.
你知道做鹰嘴豆泥多费劲吗 You know how hard it is making hummus from scratch?
赶紧走 Leave now.
好吧 现在你伤了托德的心 是吧 托德 OK, that's it. Now you've hurt Todd's feelings. Todd?
难以置信 I can't believe this.
你们是怎么知道的 How'd you guys know?
把那东西给我们 JJ We'll take that, JJ.
我不想在你这样的漂亮宝贝身上开枪 I'd prefer not to put holes in a pretty thing like you.
-好吧 我不明白 -你们是为这个来的 - OK, I'm confused. - You're in on this?
在这里 Is there anyone in this building
还有没有说真话的人了 who's not lying about who they are?
我们是只为自己干 We're independent contractors.
你丈夫死后设计图也销声匿迹了 When the plans didn't hit the market after your husband died,
我们就知道他们肯定会来找你 we figured they must be here.
我们决定玩长线 We decided to play the long game.
没人会对隔壁的一对基佬产生怀疑 No-one ever suspects the gay couple next door.
等等 你们连基佬都是假的吗 Sorry, you're lying about being gay too?!
噢 不 我们是基佬 Oh, no, we're gay.
虽然我们是通过这个任务才相爱的 We fell in love through this mission, though.
真是一段佳话 It's really a cute story.
我们发现彼此都对 We found out we both have a passion
腌生鱼和远程导弹充满热爱 for ceviche and long-range missiles.
噢 你也很不错 Oh, and you were good too.
我们知道中情局会派人监视 但我们 We expected CIA surveillance but it never occurred to us
真没想到你会爱上你的监控对象 that someone would actually get involved with their target.
废话少说 把U盘给我 JJ But enough of that. The drive, JJ.
对事不对人 亲爱的 我们还是朋友 It's nothing personal, honey. We're still friends.
艾玛 Wow.
奥奇 Ozzie!
-JJ - 不要 - JJ! - No!
不 No!
我去追马克 I'm on Marquez!
不许动 Freeze!
我会把子弹打在你满是肉毒的漂亮脸蛋上 I will shoot you right in your beautifully botoxed face.
我们都知道你根本不会开枪 We both know you don't have what it takes to pull that trigger.
噢 小婊砸 你一点也不了解我 Oh, bitch, you don't know me.
你不擅长玩枪 飞天小女警 You're not very good at the gun thing, buttercup.
也许吧 Maybe.
可你知道我真正擅长什么吗 But you know what I'm really good at?
踢... Kicking...
嗯... Um...
...额 踢... ...uh, kicking...
放开我 放开我 Let me go! Let me go!
JJ JJ JJ! JJ!
...你屁股 ...ass.
上车 Get in!
维克托叔叔 你为什么要这样做 Uncle Victor, why are you doing this?
你是我的人质 别叫我叔叔 You're my insurance. And don't call me 'uncle'.
我和你爹都恨死对方了 我不是你的亲人 Your father and I hated each other. I'm not your family.
我要回家 带我回去 I wanna go home. Take me back.
闭嘴 不许说话 Shut up! Not another word.
芭比 能听到吗 可以连线吗 Bobbi, you there? Can you get eyes on?
可以 可以 我刚刚锁定卫星 Yeah! Yeah, I just gotta get a lock on the satellite.
给我一分钟时间 It'll just take a minute.
我在查找我的苹果手机程序上找到她了 往西走88号公路 I have her on Find My iPhone. Going west on 88th.
我建议你集中精力看路 May I suggest keeping your eyes on the road?
-或者人行道 -嘿 你疯了 - Or sidewalk! - Hey, you crazy...
-那个U盘里究竟有什么 -核武器 终结世界的东西 - What the hell is on that drive? - Nuclear, end-of-world stuff.
那也不该对我撒谎 It's still not a good reason for lying to me!
说的对 不是个好借口 Totally right. Not a good reason.
我把你连到卫星上了 I got you on satellite.
他们好像在朝着内珀维尔的方向 Looks like they're headed to Naperville.
那里有座飞机场 - 收到 - There's an airfield there. - On it.
1/4英里后 左转 In a quarter of a mile, turn left.
你还在用导航吗 Are you using Waze?!
是的 你开车的方式吓到我了 Yes! Your driving's frightening me.
放开走 Let me go!
别动 Don't move.
-凯特 是我的话就不会这么做 - 抓稳了 - Kate, I wouldn't. - Hold on!
你已经抵达目的地 You have reached your destination.
哇 跟我设想的不一样 Whoa. Not what I expected.
实际上 也跟我设想的不一样 Actually, I... I didn't expect that either.
别让他把她带走 Don't let him leave with her!
你要干什么 What are you gonna do?
救人啊 I'm working on it!
哪个傻x会在悬崖边修跑道 Who builds a runway at the edge of a cliff?!
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
你惹到大麻烦了 You messed with the wrong dude.
咱们走着瞧 We'll see about that.
别担心 苏菲 他斗不过我 Don't worry, Sophie. He ain't getting by me.
你把我惹毛了 You're starting to piss me off.
我只要朝着油桶开枪 大家都玩完 I shoot this fuel and everybody dies.
那就速战速决 Then let's make this quick.
是不是只有我觉得这个场景看起来眼熟 Is it just me or does this seem familiar?
我这会有点忙 I'm a little busy right now!
不 我是说 螺旋桨和燃料罐 No, I mean, the propeller and the fuel tank.
就差纳粹党了 It's like all we're missing is Nazis.
别说了 Stop talking!
不 不 No! No!
JJ JJ!
苏菲 Sophie!
不要动 Do not move!
JJ 我害怕 JJ, I'm scared!
不要往下看 Don't look down!
看着我 Just look at me.
苏菲 Sophie.
我们要保持飞机平衡 不然它就掉下去了 We need to balance out the plane or it's gonna fall.
-什么 -我需要你到飞机前面 - What? - I need you go to out the front.
我到飞机后面去 咱们在机翼处汇合 好吗 I'm gonna go out the back and meet you on the wing, OK?
慢慢来 不要往下看 Just move slow and don't look down.
你能行的 好吗 You can do it, OK?
好的 OK.
啊! Ahh!
停下! Stop!
苏菲 让我来 Sophie, I'll take that.
苏菲 别给他 Sophie, don't do it.
宝贝 Sweetheart,
把它扔过来就行了 我保证 you just throw it to me and I promise
会放过你和你的新朋友 that I'll let you and your new friend live.
苏菲 不要 Sophie, no.
我才不关心什么愚蠢的设计图 JJ I don't care about some stupid plans, JJ.
交给他吧 Let him have it.
好姑娘 Good girl.
但是我反悔了 But I lied.
这是这个家族的传统 Guess that runs in the family.
我就不是 Not on my side.
旅途愉快 混蛋 Have a nice flight, dick.
旅途愉快 混蛋 "Have a nice flight, dick"?
饶了我吧 我太紧张了 Give me a break. I was nervous.
干得漂亮 好姑娘 Not bad, kid.
JJ要爆炸了 JJ, it's gonna blow.
走 走 快走 Go, go. Go!
JJ 等等 JJ, wait!
苏菲 Sophie!
求你了 Please.
你们在干什么? What are you guys doing?!
这是个哑弹 It's a dud.
这也太没意思了 Where's the fun in that?
不过没关系 谢谢 That's OK. Thanks.
别告诉任何人是我干的 Don't tell anyone I did this.
怎么回事? 你就居然带着那个东西跑来跑去的 What the hell? You just walk around with that thing?
好了 伙计们 Alright, guys.
说真的 说真的 别鼓掌了 别鼓了 Seriously, seriously. Put a pin in the applause. Knock it off.
因为这件事我们曝光率过高了 Well, we're facing a lot of exposure over how this went down
但是你们应该知道我们真的很努力地 but you should know the family really went to bat for you.
想要救你们于水火 Way to pull it outta the fire.
谢谢 Thanks.
我们考虑了很久 So we've been giving it a lot of thought, and, um...
- 希望你们复职 -太好了 - We'd like you back. - Yes!
你们有挑选任务的特权 And I'm giving you your pick of assignments. Wherever you want.
我在考虑出个小差 Well, I was thinking about not travelling for a bit.
- 还是在国内 -也许在芝加哥某个地方 - Keep it domestic? - Somewhere in Chicago, maybe?
也许吧 Maybe.
但我得跟我搭档商量商量 But I gotta clear it with my partner.
- 真的吗 -是的 芝加哥行吗 Really? Yeah. Chicago?
- 耶 -耶 - Yeah! - Yeah.
嗯... 哇 Um... wow!
事实上 我觉得还是更适合做后勤 I'd like to be back in the van, actually.
-枪不适合我 -行 - No more guns. - No.
如果我们真的是搭档, And if we're really partners,
那我就应该和 JJ 得到同等的报酬 then I should get equal pay with JJ.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
-同工同酬 -嗯哼 - Equal pay. - Mm-hm.
嗯.. Um...
我得能做主的人谈谈 ...I'm gonna have to talk to someone upstairs about that.
没有楼上 我们在顶楼 There is no upstairs. We are on the top floor.
- 做得不错嘛 JJ -谢谢 亲爱的 - Looking good, JJ. - Thank you, honey.
我得不同意这个 I'd have to agree.
呕 真是够了! Eww! No!
哦 苏菲 我们来玩捉人游戏吧 Oh! Uh, Sophie, we're gonna play tag. Come on!
马上就来 Be right there.
太受欢迎有时候也挺糟糕 Being popular can be a real time suck.
玩得开心点 丫头 Have fun, kid.
天啊 Oh, God.
求你不要 Please no.
我可是一直在练的 小婊砸们 Been practising, bitches!
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